asian

asian
1. (asian) (8910↑, 4001↓)
the race with the hottest girls.

i bang asian girls.

2. (asian) (5368↑, 1216↓)
(Attempting to add a decent, more serious and accurate definition to the lot.) In the United States, the most common use of the word refers to people originating from East and Southeast Asia (China, Japan, South/North Korea, Vietnam, among others). Indians and Pakistanis might be referred to as South Asians, where as Filipinos and Samoans might be called Pacific Islanders. In England, "asian" most commonly refers to people of Indian or Pakistani descent, whereas "oriental" might refer to East and Southeast Asians (NOTE: "oriental" is certainly considered politically incorrect in the United States).

[U.S] - I know she's Asian, but where is her family from? - I think they emigrated here from Vietnam some years ago. [England] The Asian students presented a traditional Indian dance to their classmates.

3. (asian) (4968↑, 2257↓)
A person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. Asians are usually smart and have the following aspects although not limited to: 1. straight A's 2. strict parents 3. good at Math and Science 4. superb SAT and ACT scores 5. Ivy League college oriented 6. some can break dance and rap 7. good at video games 8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do also, asians are considered nerds, but more of a cool-nerd type.

asian 1: hey, i got 2320 on my SAT\! asian 2: i got 2350\! asian 1: damn\! asian 3: fuck\! i got an A- in english. shit, my parents are gonna kill me.

4. (asian) (2203↑, 649↓)
A person from asia or is directly related to a person from asia.(children, parents, sibliings, etc.)

Chinese, Cambodians, Japanese, Koreans, Indians, etc.

5. (asian) (1849↑, 669↓)
Person originally from asia.

There are many asians.

Author: Anonymous User 5 http://asian.urbanup.com/1415375
6. (asian) (2093↑, 916↓)
a person who is more advanced and sees in widescreen hi-def, this makes asians good snipers. this is also why Jackie Chan can see anybody coming at him.

the only reason asians pwn me on halo is because he has widescreen hi-def in his eyes.

Author: [)ANTE SPAR[)A http://asian.urbanup.com/2727870
7. (asian) (1315↑, 572↓)
the ultimate race. Everyone wants to be one, this was where hello kitty was born.

"ASIANS ARE AMAZING"

Author: azzzzznloveeeee http://asian.urbanup.com/4012116
8. (asian) (1398↑, 999↓)
A race of people originally hailing from Asia. Many [stereotype]s are associated with Asian-Americans, mainly dealing with high [intelligence], educational prowess, pushy parents, small [dick]s, hot women, and [World of Warcraft]. As a non-Asian whose friends are 90% Asians, I can verify that most of these stereotypes are, in fact, true.

White Guy: Did you hear that William got 105 on that algebra test? Other White Guy: Well, duh, he's Asian. White Guy: Dude, Angela is so hot\! Other White Guy: Well, duh, she's Asian. Asian Guy: We [pwn] at WOW. Other Asian Guy: Well, duh, we're Asian.

9. (Asian) (554↑, 267↓)
Sometimes, what we are just might be a good excuse for everything...

Boyfriend: Why was that 40 year old guy talking to you?\!? Girl: Uh, probably because I'm Asian? Boyfriend: Ha ha, oh\! I get you. [Asian fever]. Heh heh.

10. (Asian) (403↑, 123↓)
Someone who is automatically awesome

"Why is he good at everything?" "Because he's Asian."

Author: A person that you don't know http://asian.urbanup.com/4655203
11. (asian) (438↑, 174↓)
someone whos ancestors came from asia. NOT someone who always gets straight As, have slanted eyes, strict parents, is a nerd, talks wierd, etc. notes to some of the most racist definition writers: analm4m- most asians wont think theyre better than you or wear freaky clothing(unless you consider abercrombie freaky) jonathan.nathanoj- asians will NOT try to do something impossible just cause itll make them perfect I stiff Unicorns- just cause your asian doesnt mean your either aneroxic or a sumo wrestler. There are many non-asian sumo wrestlers. asians eat more things than just cat, rice and won tons. A lot of asian-americans eat american food and probably thats y some are fat. because the american food is greasy and fattening. Yes, asians can be nerdy but also in a cool way. and if asians "cant get any"as you say, why are there asian couples, i should ask asdfhjkkl- you are one of the most racist f\@gs ive ever seen. just cause your asian doesnt mean your ugly. your probably an ugly kid with no life(im not saying you are) there are many asians with big eyes and were not caucasian wannabes. asians will never lose to the caucasians, though the caucasians will never lose to the asians either. a lot of asians ARE smart(not saying caucasians arnt) and why would we want to be caucasian when were asians? and that picture you put there, shes pretty i would say so your picture is being used agains you. how do you like that? btw hello kitty being annoying is only your opinion and finally, jdizz- asians are NOT vertically challenged. my friend's dad whos korean is 6ft 5. and just cause ur asian doesnt mean you suck at driving. YOU are probably some wierdo who lost his/her license.(im not saying you are) and do you have any proof that asians are the main reason of car crashes? if your drivers ed teacher said that he must be really dumb not to even teach you manners and to think that asians are the main reason for accidents. writing this definition, im not saying that asians are the best race but im saying that asians arent worse than any other race. any1 would know that all races should be treated equally. for all you racists, get your racist ass and ur racist definitions off this dictionary aiite?

im asianxD

12. (Asian) (311↑, 107↓)
*first of all, you don't need to be writing a definition about asians if you're not one 'cause you'll just make some stuff up like that straight A crap everyone thinks we're all able to do* People who are decendents from Asia, or born from decendents. Lol. Japanese,Korean,Chinese,Thai,Laos,Cambodia,Malaysia,Mongolia,Phillipenes, Vietnamese, India, and any other I forgot to mention. *Not all of us are straight A students :P dumbass stereotypes...*

I am Asian :D

13. (Asian) (243↑, 73↓)
A race of people from Asia or have Asian in their blood. Not everyone in this race is from a slut, nor gets straight As, nor is amazing at computer games. Stop with the biased definitions\! Lets set everyone straight: No race is "stupid" or "slutty" or plain fat asses. Caucasians, Asians, Latinos, African-Americans, etc: we all are people. So don't stereotype and stop making up these crazy facts. And who the hell cares if one race is hotter than the other or one race has the geeks? Seriously.

James: Dude did you see that Asian girl? She looks like such a slut. Ben: Shut the fuck up\! Stop stereotyping, and that happens to be my friend\! She's not a slut. *punches*

14. (asian) (428↑, 325↓)
(1)Commonly used by brain-dead, moronic idiots in the United States as a word referring to East Asians, that is, the Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans when in fact being Asian simply means your ancestors originated somewhere on the continent of Asia, not counting Russia and other places like that which identify as being part of Europe. (2)It is also a popular porn category for males who equate East Asian females with hot mindless horny fuckable sex objects and will attempt to approach and rape any female with what they perceive are 'Asian' characteristics.

(1)Asian is an inclusive category which refers to people from Iran, Israel, China, Bangladesh, Iraq, Japan, Korea, India, Malaysia, Nepal, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Yemen, Lebanon, Thailand, Bahrain, Indonesia, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Myanmar, Macau, Turkey, Afghanistan, Sri Lanka, Qatar, Pakistan, Maldives, Phillipines, Brunei, Oman, Jordan etc. (2)Horny, sweaty Caucasian male: *points towards a Chinese girl* OH GOD THAT ASIAN IS HOT LET'S RAPE HER.

Author: Die, BITCHES. http://asian.urbanup.com/3480879
15. (Asian) (138↑, 73↓)
only the smartest people on earth duh

person A : hey are you asian too? person B : HELL YEAH person a and b later figured out a formula to end global warming

Author: theboredguydownthestreet http://asian.urbanup.com/5047665
16. (asian) (80↑, 25↓)
a person from asia. duh. it does not insinuate anything in particular as asians came look and act in many different ways.

two of my best friends are asian, so is my boyfriend

Author: dfhaldkfjahlskdjfhalkdsjfh http://asian.urbanup.com/4517755
17. (Asian) (77↑, 32↓)
The smartest race on earth.

All the whiz kids in my class are all Asians.

18. (Asian) (100↑, 57↓)
Badass\!

Have you played that new video game? It's so Asian\!

19. (Asian) (73↑, 31↓)
an Asian is someone who originates from the continent of Asia. You do not necessarily have to be from China or Korea or Japan etc. Asian is an inclusive category which refers to people from : Iran, Israel, China, Bangladesh, Iraq, Japan, Korea, India, Malaysia, Nepal, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Yemen, Lebanon, Thailand, Bahrain, Indonesia, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Myanmar, Macau, Turkey, Afghanistan, Sri Lanka, Qatar, Pakistan, Maldives, Phillipines, Brunei, Oman, Jordan etc.

guy1: HEY DUDE CHECK OUT THE A-RAB. WE'RE COOLER THAN HIM CUZ WE'RE ASIAN \! CHINESE PPL FOR LIFE. guy2: Smart ass, he's an Paki;; Pakistan is in Asia -.- He's an Asian.

20. (Asian) (51↑, 24↓)
A person who was born in Asia or is descended from an Asian. SOME ethnicities that qualify as part of the Asian race: East Asians, including: * Japanese people * Chinese people * Koreans * Mongols * Hmong People Southeast Asians, including: * Thai people * Vietnamese people * Filipino people * Bruneian people * Lao people East Asians typically have thin eyes with a single eyelid (meaning their eyelids have no creases as opposed to a Caucasian). They are pale for the most part and usually have the smaller end of the "size of sexual parts" scale. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, and usually have high cheek bones. Their hair is more likely to be straight and black. Southeast Asians typically have thin eyes as well but they are a little bigger than an East Asian's eyes. They are more prone to double eyelids. As you move closer to the equator, Southeast Asians' skin color become darker. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, but most are taller than East Asians. They may have high cheekbones, and their hair is more likely to be black or brown and straight, but they may have wavy hair. Popular stereotypes that accompany this race include: •A- or above academic grade •Glasses •Perfect skin •Race with the most braces (teeth) wearers •Nerdy •Obsessed with online gaming •Strict parents •Bad drivers Observations/Studies show that Asians are more likely to become more successful than black, Caucasian, and Latino peoples.

Bobby: Hey, are you Asian? Dara: Yes, I'm from the Philippines and my mother is from Korea.

21. (Asian) (74↑, 49↓)
What's with all the bullshit about us not being able to drive? Have you been to Asia and seen all the drivers? Damn right Americans, we drive a hell of a lot better than you.

Jim : Who's that driving at 120 and still being able to stay on the road? Bill : That's an Asian.

Author: Fuck life. Fuck you. http://asian.urbanup.com/5591670
22. (Asian) (31↑, 11↓)
Asian refers to a person from Asia. Based on recent surveys the vast majority are total badasses.

John: Hey look that person over there is an asain. Jim: I like asians.

23. (Asian) (75↑, 59↓)
The ethnic group where people are very hard working, drive very fast, and get really tired easily.

Asian: Oh man, I am getting so tired. White Man: Thats because you're so Asian\!

24. (Asian) (18↑, 5↓)
someone who was or had ancestors born in Asia. This includes China, Japan, Korea, Philippines, etc. There are many sterotypes about Asians, some true and some completely false. Here are a few: MOST Asians are smart. Or at least have common sense. (true) Asians are bad drivers. (well, not all Asians.) All Asians don't speak English. (wtf. just cuz we're asian doesn't mean we cant speak english) Asians have many children. (true, but only cuz they dont like cutting off the amount of children they have) Asians eat dogs, cats, and need rice. (sure, we eat those things. whatever. btw, rice balances out flavors, making almost all foods taste good.) Asians are always beautiful. (false. im an asian, and honestly, im not "perfect". but thanks for the compliment...?) Asians are nerdy. (true. but a good kind of nerdy. their so called "nerdiness" is just their kind of epicness. and a lot of ppl actually like their nerdiness.) So yeah, Asians are normal, they just don't look or act like other people. But remember, that's what makes them awesome.

Todd: Hey, who's that? Over there? Paul: Oh, her? That's Kim. She's Asian and she pretty fun.

25. (Asian) (20↑, 10↓)
The best calculator on the planet\!

Come on, my Asian friend\! Do Math\!

Author: IhateMATH\!imWhite http://asian.urbanup.com/6147515
26. (Asian) (55↑, 45↓)
Some are nice, quiet, smart people, but others are crazy [attention whores] who are obsessed with being asian. They have to constantly throw the word "Asian" intro every sentence and scream alot because they want people to look like them. They hate being Asian, but if they scream about it and act proud it makes them feel a little better. They also like to play video games and have usernames like "Azngirl271" or join Asian clubs. This is not rude, it is true for some Asians I know. Also, not all Asians are beautiful, straight-A students like popular beliefs. Some are ugly and dumb, just like all nations have. All of the Japanophiles will thumbs down this but please consider for a second it might actually be true.

This definition says Asians aren't perfect\! THUMBS DOWN\!

Author: Lavalamploverpersongirl http://asian.urbanup.com/5555174
27. (asian) (47↑, 38↓)
Someone who has at least one picture of them self holding up the peace sign.

If you don't know if someone is from Asian-descent or not, look through their pictures. If you find a peace sign, bingo.

28. (asian) (36↑, 28↓)
a superior race that , if present at a show or such will make all else obselete

that guy/girl is good, too bad he's/she's not asian

29. (Asian) (9↑, 4↓)
Anyone who comes from the big continent of Asia, however, you'll only picture a Japanese or Chinese person when you think of one. Maybe a Korean.

Kid A: Did you see the new Asian girl? Kid B: Ah man, i hope she's hot, I love Japanese girls\! Kid A: She's actually Indian. Kid B: But you said she was Asian?

Author: Dr Who's Seuss http://asian.urbanup.com/6256724
30. (asian) (16↑, 11↓)
1. (noun) the most beautiful and perfect type of female in the universe. NOTE: in extreme cases an individual may be so captivated by asians that his/her perception of beauty is horribly distorted

1. i love asian girls, they are just so perfect.

Author: marcoose the caboose http://asian.urbanup.com/6152830
31. (Asian) (16↑, 25↓)
chinese, japanese, and koreans are eastern asians indians are southern asians filipino and co. are south eastern asian usually very smart eastern asian stereotyped as having small eyes indians are stereotyped as having a smell filipinos are stereotyped as being promiscuous

chinese- kaiwenchen the epitome of asian the quintessence of asian japanese-apolo ohno

32. (asian) (405↑, 423↓)
People originating from the continent of Asia. May be of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, Indian descent plus the many other islands located near the Pacific. A lot of stereotypes surround East Asians such as: 1. Above normal intelligence 2. Strict parents 3. Bad driving skills 4. Small penises 5. Obsession with multiplayer computer games 6. Being sluts 7. etc. Well guess what for one thing if they're so smart that's because they work hard, I can say that the white woman who crashed into the tree yesterday is a bad driver, their dicks are so not small and what about those pallid white guys who stay in their mother's basement playing guitar hero all day \>.\> ?

-He's such a smartass and all he does is sleep in class all day. -Well duh he's asian.

33. (asian) (397↑, 422↓)
In the escort world, asian means analingus, licking your partners anus.

Her asian technique is phenominal, it felt like her tounge tickled my prostate.

34. (Asian) (26↑, 55↓)
the people who will take over the earth; stereotypes include: we are freakishly smart (which is true) we are yellow shorties we sound like Peter Chao we are nerds that wears nerdy clothes we are only chinese, japanese, korean, etc and not russian, indian, etc. Facts about us: we are smarticle particles we are actually very fashionable we're actually pretty popular we are AWESOME\!\!\!\!

Bob: Do you like being Asian? (insert chinese name): COURSE I DO, I'LL TAKE OVER AND BE AWESOME AND PWN YOU IN MATH AND GET STRAIGHT A'S AND I'M POPULAR TOO\!

35. (Asian) (31↑, 61↓)
here is an example of an asian who isn't a genius trying to be one. They show they're own point that not all asians are A-grade students by spelling DESCENDENTS and PHILLIPINES wrong.

"*first of all, you don't need to be writing a definition about asians if you're not one 'cause you'll just make some stuff up like that straight A crap everyone thinks we're all able to do* People who are decendents from Asia, or born from decendents. Lol. Japanese,Korean,Chinese,Thai,Laos,Cambodia,Malaysia,Mongolia,Phillipenes, Vietnamese, India, and any other I forgot to mention. *Not all of us are straight A students :P dumbass stereotypes...* I am Asian :D"

Author: BarneyTouchedMe http://asian.urbanup.com/4967909
36. (asian) (18↑, 56↓)
someone of asian origin, from the eastern hemisphere, pretty much amy to be honest (Slag)

[amy pearston] [neil johnston] [asian]

Author: jimmy bob bob jim http://asian.urbanup.com/4168270
37. (asian) (14↑, 56↓)
people from indonesia north up to japan the countries who between these 2 countries are asian.not indians or arabic they are not asian.

rock2678:where you from again,asian?is it thailand? rock3486:from malaysia

Author: hohohohohoohohohooh http://asian.urbanup.com/4477774
38. (Asian) (13↑, 64↓)
A man: Is a person from any country in Asia. He excels in all subjects in school, except for english, or "engrish", a common mispronunciation made by these people. They face some hardships however, like their eyes; many people doubt the existence of them, and the biggest one, the size of their penis. It is considered by historians to be one of the smallest. A woman: They are the hottest females of all races, and very smart too. Considered by many, the perfect mix. When it comes to sexual intercourse, they are capable of doing the wildest things. Though very hot, they too, face some hardships; they usually have small breasts, and very hairy vaginas.

Man: [Fuck] you\! How did I get a 94%, with hours of studying, and you got a 100% without studying at all? It's [because] you're a fucking [asian], right? You might be [smart] but that won't change the [size] of your [penis]\! Woman Last [night], I was [fucking] this [asian] [girl], and we did the craziest [shit]. It was [amazing].

Author: Dr. Who's Seuss http://asian.urbanup.com/5338226
39. (asian) (63↑, 114↓)
asian(v) to go insanely crazy on someone in a kick-ass way

person1: dude you see arnold shwarzenegger against chuck noris?\! person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS

Author: asiankidwellhalf http://asian.urbanup.com/3948605
40. (Asian) (19↑, 71↓)
A unit of measurement for time that is exactly Seven (7) mins.

"Paul, is always an Asian late" "Ok, I will see you in an Asian." "K, see ya."

41. (Asian) (41↑, 95↓)
They come from asias. They is smarts.

"I bet you'd like to know how us Asians like to go; We eat rice, DDR, even drive some fancy cars."

42. (asian) (488↑, 569↓)
An individual typically from Eastern or Southeast Asia (Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Thailand etc.) and demonstrates some or most of the ff. traits: 1) Short in stature 2) Gets superb grades 3) Prioritizes school amongst everything else 4) Has strict, somewhat racist parents 5) Fond of bubble tea, Anime/hentai, videogames, martial arts, noodles, dim sum and drifting 6) Very frugal (I repeat, VERY FRUGAL) 7) Tend to have low self-confidence resulting in either shyness or inferiority complex (which results to overachieving) 8) Idolize white people of the opposite sex but look down on black people 8)

Mei is your typical Asian. She is petite, very thrifty, gets straight As, loves bubble tea and is dating a white guy.

43. (Asian) (50↑, 145↓)
A characteristic of pursuing absolute perfection, in any situation, no matter how trivial. It is similar to O.C.D., but Asian applies to a way of life, not one thing.

Jonathan: Did you seriously just spend three minutes getting an eraser shaving out of your math notebook? Daniel: It was bothering me\! Chris: Wow, he's Asian. Jonathan: Pacific islander, technically, but who's counting?

Author: Jonathan.nathanoj http://asian.urbanup.com/3977378
44. (asian) (25↑, 158↓)
1.a person born in Asia. 2. one of the most intelligent races. 3. the humble people 4. the one who says they aren't arrogant and actually turns out to be one of the most self centered people. 5. the real Asians that are born in Asia tend to add an "r" in every word of every sentence of every paragraph of every life story they attempt to say in English. 6.slanted eyes -.- 7. usually male Asians have small penises.

Person 1 : "zomg\! did you hear Emma got 99% on her final score?\!" Person 2: "because she's Asian like that\!"xD

Author: ohhaytheresunshinexo http://asian.urbanup.com/4414053
45. (Asian) (32↑, 178↓)
any of a group of people descended from Asia, usually making excellent grades in high school and often becoming doctors; referred to a person who has not made out with a girl or who has not had sex before high school gradutation.

1.) Hey Asian, can I copy your homework? 2.) Goddamn it graduation is coming up in a month and I'm still a virgin, I feel like an Asian\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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